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There are a lot of neat little games and things out there in cyberspace- some are games, others just funny clips or gags I couldn't resist sharing. Most will simply download to the directory you choose to run them from as you save them- Others may run automatically. While certain games are best shared along with basic instructions, I won't be detailing the basics of how to operate simple "exe." files- for that, please consult your local 10-year-old. << Most of these programs simply require hitting "escape" to end them>> Warning: Although these files were acquired from trusted sites, for your own safety you may want to scan them for viruses. I have had no problems using them, but I take no responsibility for damages to others using them. It's not a game, but a genuine test to let you know how YOUR brain functions! This is WAY cool, be sure to check it out! You may be surprised to hear that I have a unique brain, go figure! (Turns out I'm strongly left-dominant and a predominantly visual learner, something that's normally unheard of!) So, how is your grey matter concocted? Take This Test And See! (Be sure to review the results for some interesting reading; To do this, go back to each question and click on each possible answer; a complete explanation will appear for you to explore. Think you're having a bad hair day? Check this poor kid out! Kapper Here's a great pastime for all you folks who wish you could BEAT THE BOSS! Hey, Kids! Run outta zits of your own to pop? Never fear, this face is here! ... You know those days when someone pisses you off, and you really want to insult them, but for one reason or another, profanity just won't cut it? Maybe you're at a board meeting; perhaps you just prefer to show your superior mastery of the English Language. Or, even better, you just like using really off-the-wall combinations of really funny Old World phrases to their best advantage! In any event, this little Shakespearean Insult Generator can help! Attention, Beer Lovers! You NEED this game! Beer Goggles! Got Roadkill? You can if you head Here Hey guys, be certain to check out this babe! Tina If you've ever tried to snag that chick and failed, perhaps this little program can help: What they really mean when they say... Ever wonder what's REALLY going on in the White house? I'm betting it's something like this! Bubba's Favorite Game Sometimes it happens. One friend wants to play, while the other just wants to be Left Alone! Here's a fun game if you believe in Santa, but don't like his friends! Instructions: Go to page and click on the box in the frame, then wait for the game to download- it only takes a minute. (requires java-enabled browser to play) Reindeer Shoot This will definitely upset you animal lovers-but for us more down-to-earth types, check out this site! (Warning: Sick Humor Ahead!) There, you can Club a Seal for World Peace! Must be my concern about healthy eating that makes this one so fun: Choose a Meal! After that satisfies your appetite, you might enjoy taking this Survey It seems technology will never cease to make us wonder just what's possible- did you know that using your own computer monitor, you can take a picture of yourself?? Try It Here!! WAY too cool for the average MO-Ron, I've reserved this one for YOU! Download this and check it out, it's really fun! Elf Bowling (zipped for your convenience) A mind is a terrible thing to lose- I know I miss mine- but, I CAN control YOURS! HERE'S PROOF! What would this place be without a beer game! Although it's not in English, it's still a lot of fun, and pretty simple to figure out; Hit F1 to start a game; Use the space bar to throw the beers, and the arrow keys to move between the patrons. Download the Falcon Beer Tender This one's for Duff! ('nuff said!) RATS! Well, that's what you'll be saying- and playing! Wipe out the rats, before they infest your desktop (This one's got a great ending) Wanna drive a co-worker just a little bit more crazy? Start Crazy Icons, and leave your desktop alone for a while... This is your MOUSE on Viagra... So, ya think ya can shoot, eh? Let's Just See! Save to disk, then run- it turns your mouse into a screen blaster! ... Once you get good with yer gun, why not Blast Saddam! Here's a pretty nifty dart game, although it will take a minute or 6 to get the hang of tossing the darts- but, once you do it's worth it. The boss just wants to be sure... When Thanksgiving rolls around, have you ever felt just a little guilty about that bird? If so, click HERE Hmmm, I sure hope she doesn't make you Seasick! Got a few minutes? Why not try your hand at some Archery I often wonder what's the speed of dark Oh, before I forget- here's a last-minute chance to check for any Y2K problems! (Be SURE to let the whole program run!) Ok, you guys- (and, you guy wanna-be's!), do you know your proper urinal etiquette? Take this test to find out! Hey, all you armchair fishermen- this one's for you! (AND, for anyone who's ever got stuck cleaning the fish tank!) Fish Fun Soo, ya think you know yer beers, eh? Find out here! Ever been stuck in line behind some pain in the ass? Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Be sure to visit "Pootin' Paul"! While yer at it, check out THIS guy's talent. He really knows how to take advantage of a Bad Case of the Blews! As technology continues, it's now possible to test yourself for drug and alcohol abuse right in the privacy of your own home. Don't be embarrassed by that job interview, find out where you stand BEFORE you make a fool of yourself! How? Head Here to find out! So, as a conciencious person, you like to leave nature the way you found it- but what about when it's time to... Crap in the woods? Hey, check out this BUTT! Want some real fun? I'll hook you up with Pedro for some X-Ray Specs For you less technical types, another set of Beer Goggles ... Sometimes there are things that are SO cool it's scary. I think this one qualifies. INSTRUCTIONS: After clicking on the button below, simply gaze at the center of the screen that appears for about 20-30 seconds. Meanwhile, leave your hand on the computer mouse. After you've gazed long enough, take a look at your hand. You'll freak! (this may take a little practice; treat the image just like a "magic picture", that is to say don't really stare TOO hard, just sorta gaze "through" it. You'll definitely know when you've mastered it! BEGIN In keeping with that holiday spirit, why not see if YOU can Make It As A Santa's Helper!

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