Beer, A-Z
 You can use this handy glossary to impress others with your Beer Knowledge
 
 
A is for Anytime- the best time to enjoy a beer.
B is for Bigger. The goal you should try to reach when creating a beer stash.
C is for Cans.  Stay clear.  (Unless of course, they contain Guinness Draft.)
D is for Dreadful.  What happens when one runs to the beer fridge and it's empty.
E is for Empties.  Create as many of these as possible. It's a lot of fun.
F is for Fool.  What you are if you are dealing with D.
G is for Go. What we get to tell our kids when we need another beer out of the fridge.
H is for Hangover.  Try to avoid these at all costs. Hint:  Don't drink Bud!
I is for "I think I'll have a beer. Want one?." A great way to make new friends.
J is for Jog. Used by those lucky enough not to have to drive to the local beer store.
   (WARNING:   Jogging has been found to be healthful; proceed with extreme caution, or you may
   imperil that beer belly)
K is for Keeper. Another reference to the Beer Fridge, but using it will often result in insults and
    possibly being ignored by your friends.
L is for Love.  What beer is, in liquid form.
M is for More.  How much beer one always needs at any given time.
N is for Never.  How frequently one should give up beer and drink wine.
O is for Often. How frequently beer should be enjoyed. (Sometimes this is not enough; adjust  your
      schedule as needed.)
P is for ... Oh, comon- you KNOW what happens when we drink beer. Engage as required.
Q is for Quicker. How fast I wish that damn waitress would bring me another beer.
R is for Real.  The kind of beer YOU should be drinking.  No lizards. No Frogs. No Chemicals.
S is for Sure!  The proper response to "Want a Cold One?"
T is for Time. While often discernible when not enjoying beer, this phenomenon readily disappears at
     the mere thought of having a few  with good friends. May result in cold meals, hot arguments. \
U is for Under. if you see wads of gum and there is no place to set your beer down, you are most likely
     at this point in relation to your barstool.
V is for Virginity.  Much of this has been known to be lost due to beer.
W is for Watch. What you really need to do when driving home from having a few beers.
X is for the spot you mark with used beer. It lets other beer drinkers know they are in your territory.
Y is for Yeast. In this case, it's OK to have it in your body.
Z is for Zoo. ( I KNOW you jumped right down here to see what I came up with- Hah, Hah!)  Ok, it's
    really for Zymurgy. The study brewing science.  But that's a really fancy word that would  just
    confuse your friends, and besides, you'd probably forget how to say it anyway.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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